Good dating slogans
If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality. Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something? It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back. Trust I seek and I find in you, everyday to eat something new.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises. The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. Jake liked his women how he liked his kiwi fruit; firm yet yielding, sweet yet tart, and covered with short fuzzy brown hair. It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb. Vee off ze KGB are not ez slow ez you tink, comrade. There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy. Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.